Oh boy, boys and girls it's that time of year again where things get spooky!
I'm here to tell you how to fully enjoy your night out.

"But Alice, haven't I been doing it right many years before?"

Pfffff....um no? You haven't done it my way.

Alright Tip 1.

If you see a basket or a pale outside full of candy/sweets, just take the whole thing. No one's going to see you.

Tip 2.
Bring two masks with you, why? So you can just go back to same house again and get more candy of that dummy who gave it to you the first time, (s)he's not gonna bother checking to see if (s)he gave you candy the first time.

Tip 3.
Always take a knife with you or some form of protection.
It's that time of night where little stinky scrublets will try and stab you and take all of your candy and your money. It's that time of night where scrubs can pretend they're people and spook the living hell out of you.

Tip 4.
If you need cigarettes, well now's your chance to get some underaged.
You're in a mask, so no one's gonna ask how old you are if you approach some random the street!

Stay safe and be sure to bring a parent or guardian with you so you can get home safe.
It's a fun night, but it's also very dangerous.


Play it loud.
Oh! Play some spooky games and some spooky movies too.
It's halloween, spook yourselves silly.

Tip 5

Troll Dagamer 14 (LOL)

That's tip 3.

But I guess it deserves its own tip. Thank you for your contribution.